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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,043rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,055thMost Influential: 3,140th
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High Albania

Population595 million

CapitalNew Tirana

AnimalDouble-headed eagle

The League of High Albania is a huge, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 595 million High Albanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient High Albanian economy, worth 52.8 trillion leks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 88,700 leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, economists claim no news is good news, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime is totally unknown. High Albania's national animal is the Double-headed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

High Albania is ranked 230,733rd in the world and 9,370th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -8.94 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,043rdTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,055thMost Influential: 3,140thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,501stSafest: 6,849thNicest Citizens: 7,571stMost Pacifist: 7,579thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,063rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,925thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,716thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,789thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,770thMost Inclusive: 15,082ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,231stBest Weather: 15,358thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,827thHighest Drug Use: 16,727thMost Developed: 19,412thMost Cultured: 19,621stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,257thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,522ndSmartest Citizens: 23,299th
Least Corrupt Governments: 175th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 242nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 347th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 369th in the regionSafest: 393rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 417th in the regionMost Pacifist: 441st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 452nd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 523rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 660th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 723rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 725th in the regionBest Weather: 852nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 853rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 883rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 891st in the regionNudest: 897th in the regionMost Influential: 944th in the regionMost Cultured: 987th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : High Albania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : High Albania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : High Albania was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ootasa.
  • : High Albania endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Atlunartemis.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 192 » Campbell Soup, Lulubellia, Former English Colony, Cretox State, The Tampa Bay Rays, Koda-Land, Aerilia, 1 very fast endotarter, Bankowiata, Svenskskit, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ethnon, Orado, Kragsgale, Climeria, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Kocherian, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Pytong, Slyakanya, Guer Aike, Odelinor, North Bratislava, The Iron Lions, Navsland, Havonosa, Simone Republic, United Kahndaq, Hamerica, Star Kingdom, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Zzozona, The Endless Eventide, Valentine Z, Blyskalia, Shibutani, Hardscrabble, Interdimensional Zone, Republica Guilleana, Territorio di Nessuno, East Akra, Godwanna, Siwale, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Kazoo Basin, and 142 others.Empy, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, New Lakemba, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Galbadiana, Votak Matim, Loutsland, Maclare, Kranostav, Yellops, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, Bharathvarsh, Libertania Democratica, Selfgradatude, Strongwill, His Enduring Majesty, Nodnarb, The Serdey Islands, Joodey, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Sevinland, Wisconsota, Wineclaw, Newpromisedland, Andexia, Sundred, Seijitsu, Aeolist, Fauzjhia, Sikol, Yokciq Empire, Port Naga, Xagill, Holy Oranz, Ravendi, Pallaith, Nalver And, Xentherida, Heilhum Imperius, Hyphen, Maratabat, Que Lukustinardon, Sil Dorsett, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Runeda, Wilkshire, A Salmon Named Harold, Planes, Imperial Pieserged, Darkmondoria, Madjack, Draconian Progression, Pasargad, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Colfes, McMasterdonia, Xipher, Testnation223, Crusadam, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Greater Xiamen, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Venicea, Texanz, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Solidair, Vesteysia, Ellbonnia, Clan Spaniel, Folenz, Solcius, Beasluxia, Francois Isidore, Travislavania, Free Salvation, Patrician, Nordic-British Union, Minich, Figyjharli, Dangine, Trumpski, Maott, Greater Afroeurasia, Wapistan, Sanjurika, PotatoFarmers, WeKnow, DIMAnism, The Ultimate Republic, Muqatil, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Kromi, Servilis, Aryan Homeland, Ardenstania, Shotokonia, Ice and Tinian, Tyirza, Xyrron, Super Girl, Alorca, San Felipe, AmManies, Galaician Empire, BTProductions, Uzbek Khan, Northern Roman Republic, Alexander the Magnus, Rinadia, TyGerria, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, New Celoveniortan, Cajland, Religioncord, Innocentic, ForestMythal, Defense For The World Assembly, Centrialand, Siberian Workforce, Tsandonown, Korean-Joseon, Seanat, Britle, Capablanca, Atlunartemis, and Ootasa.

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