The League of High Albania is a huge, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 595 million High Albanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient High Albanian economy, worth 52.8 trillion leks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 88,700 leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, economists claim no news is good news, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime is totally unknown. High Albania's national animal is the Double-headed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

High Albania is ranked 230,733^rd in the world and 9,370^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -8.94 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.