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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 834th Most Influential: 1,256th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,429th
The Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
This is the result of abolishing communism.
Donavan Hibsbo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population2.373 billion

CapitalHibsboro Megalopolis
LeaderDonavan Hibsbo


The Empire of Hibsboro is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Donavan Hibsbo with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.373 billion Hibsborians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hibsboro Megalopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hibsborian economy, worth 390 trillion Hibsbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 164,724 Hibsbucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 474,321 per year while the poor average 45,438, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Donavan Hibsbo's desk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hibsboro's national animal is the Hedgehog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hibsboro is ranked 33,292nd in the world and 1,642nd in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 45,438.07 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 834thMost Influential: 1,256thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,429thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,697thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,764thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,962ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,298thFattest Citizens: 3,302ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,470thLargest Retail Industry: 3,727thMost Avoided: 3,980thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,430thRudest Citizens: 4,648thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,858thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,670thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,803rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,835thMost Devout: 6,850thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,693rdLargest Gambling Industry: 10,057thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,120thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,922nd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 81st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 85th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 108th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 109th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 115th in the regionMost Avoided: 133rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 181st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 190th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 222nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 228th in the regionRudest Citizens: 246th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 252nd in the regionMost Devout: 267th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 392nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 393rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 444th in the regionMost Influential: 486th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 552nd in the regionNudest: 594th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 609th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 646th in the regionMost Armed: 725th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 771st in the region

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