The State of HH is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.557 billion HHians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.6%.

The strong HHian economy, worth 689 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 59,675 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, HH has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of HH in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. HH's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

HH is ranked 147,403^rd in the world and 23^rd in Omega Prime for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.22 law-abiding acts per hour.