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Least Corrupt Governments: 567thMost Pacifist: 674thMost Compassionate Citizens: 689th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
WHY AM I NOT GETTING THE EASTER EGG ISSUE!!!!!!!111!!!!
Qubyte
Influence
Handshaker
Founder / Chief Rocket Scientist, PhD
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Hfhbsd

Population3.724 billion

CapitalNew Königsberg
LeaderQubyte
FaithKrakenism

CurrencyhCredit
AnimalCow

The Democratic Republic of Hfhbsd is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Qubyte with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.724 billion Hfhbsdians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hfhbsdian economy, worth 709 trillion hCredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 190,439 hCredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown. Hfhbsd's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Krakenism.

Hfhbsd is ranked 24,519th in the world and 5th in Alnobia for Nudest, with 217 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 567thMost Pacifist: 674thMost Compassionate Citizens: 689thMost Advanced Public Education: 709thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 759thNicest Citizens: 848thMost Valuable International Artwork: 855thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 896thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 926thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,111thBest Weather: 1,136thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,152ndMost Inclusive: 1,199thMost Secular: 1,284thSafest: 1,375thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,436thSmartest Citizens: 1,649thMost Developed: 1,777thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,919thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,405thLargest Governments: 2,458thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,673rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,808thHealthiest Citizens: 2,896thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,215thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,459thLowest Crime Rates: 4,920thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,364thMost Efficient Economies: 6,553rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,565thHighest Average Incomes: 7,289thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,984thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,361stMost Cultured: 11,107thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 11,742ndMost Income Equality: 14,348thMost Politically Free: 18,177th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hfhbsd voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Provisional Rule in Wartime".
  • : Following new legislation in Hfhbsd, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Hfhbsd, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Hfhbsd voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Northern Borland".
  • : Hfhbsd lodged a message on the Alnobia Regional Message Board.
  • : Hfhbsd voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Disease Vectors".
  • : Hfhbsd was endorsed by The Anarchist Boogeyman of The Mercurians of Hermes.
  • : Hfhbsd's influence in Alnobia rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Hfhbsd was endorsed by The Sun-Blessed Domain of New Eberron.
  • : Following new legislation in Hfhbsd, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.

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