The Republic of Hey cutie is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.451 billion Hey cutieans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hey cutiean economy, worth 541 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,870 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hey cutie's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hey cutie is ranked 249,108^th in the world and 41^st in Free macau for Safest, scoring 23.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.