The Confederacy of Hexyia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cajun Yankee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.786 billion Hexyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of jaisay. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hexyian economy, worth 283 trillion coins a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,566 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Hexyia, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime is totally unknown. Hexyia's national animal is the river dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hexyia is ranked 127,995^th in the world and 4,659^th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 33,933.13 Standard Monetary Units.