Population | 2.09 billion |
Capital | Dustbowl |
Leader | Simon Delaware |
Faith | Perfectionism |
Currency | Coin |
Animal | Owl |
The Socialist Monarchy of Hexion is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Simon Delaware with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.09 billion Hexionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dustbowl. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Hexionian economy, worth 194 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,037 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
National stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and people can get away with murder these days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hexion's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Perfectionism.
Hexion is ranked 249,544th in the world and 9,259th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -118.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hexion's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Hexion's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Hexion, people can get away with murder these days.
- : Following new legislation in Hexion, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
- : Hexion created a custom banner.
- : Hexion created a custom banner.
- : Hexion altered its national flag.
- : Hexion was refounded in Osiris.
- : Hexion ceased to exist in The West Pacific.
- : Hexion was endorsed by The Federal Union of States of Denieria.