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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,703rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,834th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,155th
The Hexist Socialist Republics of
Iron Fist Consumerists
May God lead our Thriving Nation
Influence
Superpower
Founder / WA Delegate / Level 5+
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hexinati

Population809 million

CapitalVerhexen
LeaderThe Master of The Valley

CurrencyHexmark
AnimalVaquita Porpoise

The Hexist Socialist Republics of Hexinati is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by The Master of The Valley with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 809 million Hexists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verhexen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Hexinatian economy, worth 121 trillion Hexmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,071 Hexmarks, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Political activists are routinely executed, water fights now end with thousands dead, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, and many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Hexinati's national animal is the Vaquita Porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hexinati is ranked 4,445th in the world and 1st in Hexinati World Order for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 11,174.11 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Top
1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,703rdTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,834thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,155thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,447thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,623rdMost Avoided: 2,862ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,870thLargest Mining Sector: 4,445thMost Conservative: 5,515thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,608thMost Devout: 6,133rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,341stLargest Retail Industry: 7,815thLargest Black Market: 7,963rdMost Authoritarian: 8,441stTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,900thHighest Average Incomes: 12,670thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,414thLowest Crime Rates: 15,841st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hexinati, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Hexinati, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Hexinati, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Hexinati, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Hexinati, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hexinati, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Hexinati World Order.
  • : Following new legislation in Hexinati, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Hexinati, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Hexinati was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Hexinati, it is said that a Hexinatian woman's work is never done.

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Worst Ever Run Nation and Dungeon land.

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