The Dominion of Hexaoctacontylamide is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 1.628 billion Hexaoctacontylamideans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Hexaoctacontylamidean economy, worth 110 trillion Gold Karubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,972 Gold Karubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, and Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hexaoctacontylamide's national animal is the Zombie Osprey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Hexaoctacontylamide is ranked 26,441st in the world and 35th in Frozen Circle for Largest Black Market, with 11.0 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
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Hexaoctacontylamide, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
- : Following new legislation in Hexaoctacontylamide, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
- : Following new legislation in Hexaoctacontylamide, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
- : Following new legislation in Hexaoctacontylamide, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
- : Following new legislation in Hexaoctacontylamide, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Hexaoctacontylamide, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Hexaoctacontylamide, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
- : Following new legislation in Hexaoctacontylamide, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
- : Following new legislation in Hexaoctacontylamide, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
- : Following new legislation in Hexaoctacontylamide, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
