The Dogs of Hetohsitciasanfa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.782 billion Dog Walkers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hetohsitciasanfan economy, worth a remarkable 1,690 trillion Dog Biscuits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,663 Dog Biscuits, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, major cities run on potato batteries, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the first sword of Hetohsitciasanfa does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hetohsitciasanfa's national animal is the Chow Chow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hetohsitciasanfa is ranked 285,316^th in the world and 56^th in Soul Cairn for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.