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Most Scientifically Advanced: 152ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 207thHealthiest Citizens: 211th
The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Justice, Equality, Loyalty
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Hethantisters

Population8.647 billion

CapitalHethantisters City
LeaderSupreme Cloud Chaser

Currencyml of e-liquid
Animalpanther

The Democratic Republic of Hethantisters is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Cloud Chaser with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.647 billion Hethanists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hethantisters City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hethantistersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,944 trillion mls of e-liquid a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 340,509 mls of e-liquid, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, Hethanists refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hethantisters's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hethantisters is ranked 5,649th in the world and 144th in the Rejected Realms for Rudest Citizens, with 134.69 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 152ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 207thHealthiest Citizens: 211thMost Developed: 291stLongest Average Lifespans: 326thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 342ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 447thHighest Poor Incomes: 611thSmartest Citizens: 625thLargest Agricultural Sector: 679thMost Secular: 790thSafest: 815thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 981stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,112thMost Inclusive: 1,234thHighest Average Incomes: 1,308thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,402ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,465thLowest Crime Rates: 1,708thMost Cultured: 1,759thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,800thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,827thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,981stBest Weather: 2,111thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,376thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,781stLargest Retail Industry: 3,069thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,210thNicest Citizens: 3,460thMost Efficient Economies: 3,918thHighest Economic Output: 4,410thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,655thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,910thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,922ndRudest Citizens: 5,649thLargest Governments: 7,872ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,946thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 15,003rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,777th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36th in the regionMost Secular: 37th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Inclusive: 39th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionMost Cultured: 49th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 53rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 58th in the regionBest Weather: 62nd in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 74th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 92nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 112th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 117th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 129th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 139th in the regionRudest Citizens: 144th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 156th in the regionLargest Governments: 183rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 207th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 214th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 451st in the regionMost Stationary: 546th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 560th in the regionMost Influential: 569th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 573rd in the regionLargest Populations: 574th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down.
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, Hethanists refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money.
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, a video of Supreme Cloud Chaser wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.

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