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Rudest Citizens: 130thMost Cheerful Citizens: 169thNicest Citizens: 200th
The Sexy Funland of
Anarchy
Live. Love. Laugh. Lewd!
Influence
Superpower
Founder / WA Delegate / Secretary
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Hetairaea

Population7.191 billion

CapitalShangri-La
LeaderPresident Gwen Matisch
Faithcommunal loving

CurrencySauce
AnimalSuccubus

The Sexy Funland of Hetairaea is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Gwen Matisch with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.191 billion Hetairaeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shangri-La. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hetairaean economy, worth a remarkable 2,211 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 307,514 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder. Crime is totally unknown. Hetairaea's national animal is the Succubus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is communal loving.

Hetairaea is ranked 11,080th in the world and 1st in Project Snowscape for Highest Poor Incomes, with 106,414.8 Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 130thMost Cheerful Citizens: 169thNicest Citizens: 200thMost Compassionate Citizens: 279thMost Rebellious Youth: 496thMost Inclusive: 565thHighest Food Quality: 828thMost Pacifist: 856thHighest Drug Use: 1,026thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,048thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,171stLargest Retail Industry: 1,244thMost Politically Free: 1,368thMost Efficient Economies: 1,455thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,587thHealthiest Citizens: 1,664thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,754thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,856thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,937thMost Cultured: 2,114thHighest Average Incomes: 2,153rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,387thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,469thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,574thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,777thSmartest Citizens: 2,854thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,046thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,381stBest Weather: 3,458thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,624thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,294thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,930thMost Developed: 5,205thSafest: 5,303rdMost Patriotic: 5,427thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,506thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,606thLargest Governments: 6,022ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,293rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,727thHighest Economic Output: 8,620thNudest: 9,208thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,080thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,475thMost Secular: 12,776thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,960thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,345thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,820thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,463rdMost Beautiful Environments: 23,399thLargest Gambling Industry: 24,433rdMost Extreme: 24,711thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,940th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Hetairaea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims.

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