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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 512th Most Influential: 976th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,704th
The Why Hello There of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Queen Zara II
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Population1.321 billion

CapitalCity of Gerard Way
LeaderQueen Zara II


The Why Hello There of Hesterin is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Zara II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.321 billion Hesterinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Gerard Way. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hesterinian economy, worth 121 trillion olgrarehs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,139 olgrarehs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hesterin's national animal is the squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is ChrIslam.

Hesterin is ranked 94,099th in the world and 5,184th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 638.38 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 512thMost Influential: 976thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,704thTop
Most Pacifist: 10,756thSafest: 11,229thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,858thNicest Citizens: 12,416thMost Inclusive: 12,898thBest Weather: 13,884thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,752ndLongest Average Lifespans: 16,891st
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 78th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 382nd in the regionMost Influential: 408th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 578th in the regionSafest: 592nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 663rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 706th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 719th in the regionBest Weather: 758th in the regionMost Inclusive: 767th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 890th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 904th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 911th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 222 » Siwale, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, El Fiji Grande, Great Bights Mum, The Rhein States, The United States of Romania, Selfgradatude, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Former English Colony, Notyoutopia, New Trisone, Corfad, Atheenos, Holy Oranz, General COE, Bayern-Straubing, ISOP, Territorio di Nessuno, SORT, Torakuen, Ostrinios, Empy, Sanjurika, Spartoptia, Niradans, The Serdey Islands, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Sundred, Sunto, Universal State Formula, Dar es Saalam, United Draconia, Newpromisedland, Frances Francis the First of France, THX1138, Shadowrik, Wilkshire, Malta Comino Gozo, Wineclaw, Buckerino, Minuda, Amauri, Alice Gardens, Vincone Cae, New Bremerton, Votak Matim, and 172 others.Sil Dorsett, Kulgatha, Venezuelia, New Pruessen, East Supple Lund, Waupun Island, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, United Kahndaq, Sinelona, Snoodum, Californian Redwood, Uganda Knuckles UK, Ka Ching, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, Sakaryata, The Iron Lions, Omnistria, Moubarakistan, Dicko, Panama Coalition, Ethnon, Cloydicia, Dreadton, Vexilia, Highton Islands, Felpolandia, Blackphir, Diodone, HeartLard, Federation Terra Australis, Ice and Tinian, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Kalimora Aire, Valhalla123, Australiland, Ninjak30, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Hong Kong Empire, Lunallian, Warsaw-Halicz, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, SillyString, Zumlandia, The Pantheons, Xentherida, The South Falls, Yukti, Unsophisticate, New Eleria, Steraz, Maott, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Ethereal Expanse, Pasargad, Guer Aike, Ham Federation, Asgardira, Itallitopia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, COCONUT-CITY, Willifusland, Ostrolia, Lectionstan, Zokk, Kuveria, Alunya, Ainsworth, Beladev, Kanerland, Iselko, Sacrento, Ozstan, United States of Medford, Potatolandium, The Sinclarian Provinces, Northern Glory, Atain, Magorostan, The Teddy, Daiz, Ieprus, Suicidistan, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Ara Antrizuls, Justanistan, Union of Austria-Hungary, The Empire of Bangladesh, Partax, Joodey, Manticore utopia, Puyeo, Kubrostavsria, The Wiganese Islands, Q w e r t y, SchoolHouse Rock, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Great Solordia, Phoronu, Jasminlandia, Fayyayid, Aeolist, Guslantis, Ibiscaton, Libertarian Nation of Japan, Axstahl, Chukstik Illahi, Yummy Blubber, ZimRobwe, Kirostan, Necromonia, Pleroma Sans Romans, National Goats, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Racoda, Prydania, Walter Jackson, Saturns Edge, Puczovska, Zemnaya Svoboda, Norostilors, Spunkland, Misuvelia, Peldorn, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Dawn Guard, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Haor Chall, Durgron, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Ejhsa, Seidr Wyrd, Rkainjel, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Aratani, Thiammyalllaland, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Aylwater, Vikingiarchy, Abject Ludicrosity, Kingdom of Destsky, Lost Staria, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, Beta Centauri B3, Loutsland, Conservadoria, Rynion, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, North Altatude, Hileville, and The Black Cathedral.

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