The Free Land of HereIsPotato is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Potato with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.053 billion HereIsPotatoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patatia. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.
The HereIsPotatoan economy, worth 241 trillion Potatoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 79,171 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
HereIsPotatoan police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown. HereIsPotato's national animal is the House cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : HereIsPotato was endorsed by The Bauble Breaking Memelords of Alsatian Island.
- : HereIsPotato was endorsed by The Free Land of The South Falls.
- : HereIsPotato endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Eglise Sainte Eve.
- : HereIsPotato endorsed The Free Land of Khaganite.
- : HereIsPotato endorsed The Borderlands of Abiswashyo-bhumi.
- : HereIsPotato endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Ultima Atlantea.
- : HereIsPotato endorsed The Federation of Aledonigystan.
- : HereIsPotato endorsed The Self-Proclaimed Cartographer of Illusia and Neverendia.
- : HereIsPotato was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Eglise Sainte Eve.
- : HereIsPotato was endorsed by The Free Land of Khaganite.
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