by Max Barry

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 914thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,066thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,288th
The Queendom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
It just. Keeps. Happening.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Her Condescensions Landmass

Population10.334 billion

CapitalLand of Boonbucks And Bitches
LeaderHer Imperious Condescension


The Queendom of Her Condescensions Landmass is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Her Imperious Condescension with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.334 billion Workers Of Her Imperious Condescensions are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Land of Boonbucks And Bitches. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Her Condescensions Landmassian economy, worth a remarkable 1,833 trillion Boondollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 177,451 Boondollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,469,249 per year while the poor average 4,355, a ratio of 337 to 1.

Prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds, and the giant 80-storey carving of Her Imperious Condescension in Mount Rushless can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Her Condescensions Landmass's national animal is the Lusus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Her Condescensions Landmass is ranked 12,118th in the world and 21st in Yggdrasil for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 5,651.22 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 914thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,066thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,288thFattest Citizens: 2,535thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,123rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,503rdMost Avoided: 3,639thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,876thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,897thLargest Mining Sector: 4,192ndMost Secular: 5,115thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,342ndLargest Insurance Industry: 6,360thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,957thLargest Retail Industry: 6,982ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,056thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,555thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,796thHighest Average Incomes: 10,023rdHighest Economic Output: 10,502ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,631stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,118thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,809thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,726thMost Efficient Economies: 14,767thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,805thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,243rdMost Pro-Market: 25,281st
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the region

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