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Most Valuable International Artwork: 403rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,345thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,560th
The Heavily Policed Card-Farm of
Psychotic Dictatorship
we gettin that bread 💯 💯
Supreme Cornlord
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hemakral

Population1.129 billion

CapitalCornutopia
LeaderSupreme Cornlord
FaithWhateverthehellleadersaysweoughttodo-ism

Currencytrading card
Animalambulatory pseudo-cognizant corn entity

The Heavily Policed Card-Farm of Hemakral is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Cornlord with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.129 billion Hemakralians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cornutopia. The average income tax rate is 85.1%.

The very strong Hemakralian economy, worth 186 trillion trading cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 165,020 trading cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Jackboots have given the boot to the nobility, Hemakral isn't what it used to be, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and workers' complaints never reach central planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hemakral's national animal is the ambulatory pseudo-cognizant corn entity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whateverthehellleadersaysweoughttodo-ism.

Hemakral is ranked 256,334th in the world and 6th in The Farm for Smartest Citizens, with 1.58 quips per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 403rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,345thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,560thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,130thMost Patriotic: 2,459thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,043rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,313thMost Authoritarian: 4,047thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,225thMost Primitive: 4,655thMost Conservative: 5,471stMost Secular: 6,882ndLargest Black Market: 8,551stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,896thLowest Crime Rates: 9,865thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,733rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,024thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,283rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,329thLargest Governments: 13,449thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 14,923rdHighest Poor Incomes: 19,310thMost Extreme: 22,703rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,789thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,744thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,464thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,187th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hemakral changed its national nation type to "Heavily Policed Card-Farm".
  • : Hemakral changed its national nation type to "Heavily policed card-farm".
  • : Following new legislation in Hemakral, workers' complaints never reach central planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Hemakral, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Hemakral, Hemakral isn't what it used to be.
  • : Hemakral was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Hemakral, jackboots have given the boot to the nobility.
  • : Following new legislation in Hemakral, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Hemakral, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Hemakral, colonial subjects have Hemakralian culture shoved down their throats.

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