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The Pacifist Land Pirates' Reich of
Corrupt Dictatorship
In the good of all.
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Helperness

Population1.97 billion

CapitalPetersville
LeaderTony Myers
FaithCaluxan

CurrencyFlorin
AnimalBudgerigar

The Pacifist Land Pirates' Reich of Helperness is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tony Myers with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.97 billion Helpers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersville. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Helpernessian economy, worth 168 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 85,514 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helperness's national animal is the Budgerigar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Caluxan.

Helperness is ranked 158,860th in the world and 6,265th in Osiris for Largest Black Market, with 49.6 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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