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Most Influential: 5,618thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,826thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,769th
The Holy Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Sleep is for the weak
Influence
Squire
Minister of Recruitment
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Below Average

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HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD PLEASE

Population891 million

CapitalBig city

CurrencyMy face
AnimalMe

The Holy Empire of HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD PLEASE is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 891 million HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD PLEASEians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big city. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD PLEASEian economy, worth 31.7 trillion My faces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,587 My faces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", billions are being spent on a new island airport, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, and the children of HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD PLEASE are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD PLEASE's national animal is the Me, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD PLEASE is ranked 85,553rd in the world and 45th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Black Market, with 733 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,826thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,769thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,531stMost Inclusive: 24,090th
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Most Average: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 45th in the region

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