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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 948thMost Influential: 1,383rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,440th
The Glorious Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Hell to Hell
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Hells Ninth Circle

Population1.748 billion

LeaderArchchancellor Kim Nacht Wan

CurrencyCoke's bottle caps

The Glorious Republic of Hells Ninth Circle is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Archchancellor Kim Nacht Wan with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.748 billion Circleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narkomanonyashegrad. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hells Ninth Circlean economy, worth 164 trillion Coke's bottle caps a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 94,049 Coke's bottle caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Archchancellor Kim Nacht Wan's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, every workday begins with group therapy, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hells Ninth Circle's national animal is the Squirrel-Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hells Ninth Circle is ranked 18,574th in the world and 839th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,370.82 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 948thMost Influential: 1,383rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,440thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,522ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 14,088thMost Developed: 16,275thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,695thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,574thBest Weather: 18,934thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,262ndMost Subsidized Industry: 21,342ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,442ndMost Efficient Economies: 23,772ndHealthiest Citizens: 24,134th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 392nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 420th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 575th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 655th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 733rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 839th in the regionRudest Citizens: 883rd in the regionMost Developed: 909th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 965th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,002nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hells Ninth Circle was endorsed by The Federation of Defense For The World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, sleeping on the job is recommended.
  • : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Hells Ninth Circle voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, Archchancellor Kim Nacht Wan's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
  • : Hells Ninth Circle was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, the newest shade developed by Hells Ninth Circle's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 199 » Shibutani, Guer Aike, Ethnon, Yaorozu, Zzozona, Territorio di Nessuno, Hamerica, Siwale, Lux Conos, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Lakemba, Kocherian, Highton Islands, Shadowrik, Koda-Land, East Akra, Orado, Newpromisedland, Empy, Maclare, El Fiji Grande, Brucklania, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Sattelbach, Great Bights Mum, Dabarastan, Sundred, Dar es Saalam, Prydania, Sikol, Fauzjhia, Dreadton, Corfad, The Pantheons, Libertania Democratica, Daiz, Frances Francis the First of France, The Calabash Protectorate, Notyoutopia, Interdimensional Zone, McMasterdonia, Aeolist, Loutsland, Wineclaw, Advancia-Sizzletown, Sunto, North Bratislava, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Xyrron, and 149 others.Selfgradatude, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Former English Colony, Pokemanland, Animu Place, Railroad Crossing, Pallaith, 1 very fast endotarter, Xagill, Madjack, Ravendi, Clan Spaniel, Sil Dorsett, Eraver, Dakota Territories, Seanat, The Iron Lions, Zeternia, Kranostav, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Xipher, Valentine Z, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, WeKnow, Andexia, Solskjar, Moubarakistan, U S Eh, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Napnomadia, Votak Matim, Pleroma Sans Romans, Runeda, Harjad, Eywaan, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, The True Frog, Holy Oranz, Jestings, Zokk, Shizzy, Innocentic, Malta Comino Gozo, Lulubellia, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Elvoreto, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Noesantara, Navsland, Hardscrabble, Magna Banitia, Unsophisticate, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Merconitonitopia, A Salmon Named Harold, Godwanna, Jerzykowo, Draconian Progression, Wilkshire, Yokciq Empire, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Pytong, Religioncord, Seenvorland, Nordic-British Union, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Maratabat, Ozstan, The Stratosphere Islands, Cosamaloapan, Sevinland, PEG, Pasargad, Venicea, Imperial Pieserged, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Serdey Islands, Wodan, Slyakanya, Odelinor, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Free Atlantis, Hewani, Yellops, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Strongwill, Bharathvarsh, Wisconsota, His Enduring Majesty, Xentherida, Star Kingdom, Planes, Zyvetskistaahn, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Colfes, Glurponia, Vesteysia, Gondwanaia, Ellbonnia, Barabolia, Moneyflows, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Free Salvation, Maott, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Folenz, Solcius, Wapistan, Trumpski, Travislavania, Dangine, Nalver And, Greater Afroeurasia, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Tyirza, BTProductions, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, Alexander the Magnus, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Mon Island, Perikuresu, Solimun, and Defense For The World Assembly.

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