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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,061stMost Patriotic: 1,293rdMost Secular: 1,798th
The Soviet Republic of
Iron Fist Socialists
From each acco. to his ability, to each acco. his needs
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Hellenic Socialist State

Population3.112 billion

CapitalHellas
LeaderIwan-Dimit Valdonis with the Soviets

CurrencyDrachma
AnimalBull

The Soviet Republic of Hellenic Socialist State is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Iwan-Dimit Valdonis with the Soviets with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 3.112 billion Proletarians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hellas. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Proletarian economy, worth 643 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 206,892 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money grows on trees, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellenic Socialist State's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hellenic Socialist State is ranked 246,236th in the world and 396th in The Free Nations Region for Fattest Citizens, with 4.88 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,061stMost Patriotic: 1,293rdMost Secular: 1,798thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,256thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,753rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,950thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,955thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,125thLowest Crime Rates: 3,211thLargest Governments: 3,344thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,319thMost Inclusive: 4,532ndMost Developed: 4,934thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,177thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,789thMost Influential: 5,895thHighest Food Quality: 5,908thHealthiest Citizens: 5,994thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,238thHighest Average Incomes: 6,461stSmartest Citizens: 7,004thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,266thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,282ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,441stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,811thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,544thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,744thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,570thMost Cultured: 10,728thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,990thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,025thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,416thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,002ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,977thLargest Retail Industry: 14,206thBest Weather: 15,946thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,162nd
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Most Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hellenic Socialist State was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic Socialist State, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
  • : Hellenic Socialist State was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic Socialist State, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic Socialist State, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic Socialist State, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic Socialist State, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic Socialist State, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic Socialist State, Max Barry is this year's Miss Hellenic Socialist State.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic Socialist State, Iwan-Dimit Valdonis with the Soviets can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini.

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