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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 859thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,012thMost Influential: 3,177th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Legacy not Life
Lucian
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Hellei

Population6.456 billion

CapitalBellain
LeaderLucian
FaithLucianio

CurrencyGrain
AnimalLeader

The Oppressed Peoples of Hellei is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lucian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.456 billion Helleians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellain. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.4%.

The powerhouse Helleian economy, worth 597 trillion Grains a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,487 Grains, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,698 per year while the poor average 25,460, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Leaders that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes, people are always able to look each other in the eye, and thrift shops are closing their doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellei's national animal is the Leader, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lucianio.

Hellei is ranked 141,509th in the world and 922nd in 10000 Islands for Rudest Citizens, with 41.14 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 859thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,012thTop
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Most Influential: 3,177thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,295thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,024thMost Devout: 5,096thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,229thLargest Black Market: 6,232ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,431stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,673rdBest Weather: 7,085thMost Conservative: 9,952ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 11,404thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,525thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,646thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,237thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,814thMost Authoritarian: 14,826thLargest Mining Sector: 14,846thMost Stationary: 15,977thLargest Governments: 20,931stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,743rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Conservative: 43rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionMost Devout: 51st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 79th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 104th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 114th in the regionMost Stationary: 138th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 142nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 144th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hellei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Hellei voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ensuring Effectual Recycling".
  • : Hellei voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Altino".
  • : Following new legislation in Hellei, thrift shops are closing their doors.
  • : Hellei was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Hellei, people are always able to look each other in the eye.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellei, trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellei, Leaders that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage.
  • : Hellei was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Thedairos.
  • : Hellei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.

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