The Federal Republic of Helixnay is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 20.993 billion Helixnayans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Helixnayan economy, worth 578 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,561 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helixnay's national animal is the adenovirus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Helixnay is ranked 118,349^th in the world and 1^st in Helix for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.87 law-abiding acts per hour.