by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 494th Most Influential: 793rd Largest Insurance Industry: 918th
The Terrifying dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Helix Labs

Population6.109 billion

CapitalHelix Labs City

AnimalDire Wolf

The Terrifying dictatorship of Helix Labs is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by GLaDOS with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.109 billion Helixians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helix Labs City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Helixian economy, worth a remarkable 1,278 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 209,305 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 647,267 per year while the poor average 52,181, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Millions of Helixians are excellent swimmers, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, GLaDOS lights cigars with a hundred-Credit bill, and the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helix Labs's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Helix Labs is ranked 164,954th in the world and 8,922nd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 32.85 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 494thMost Influential: 793rdLargest Insurance Industry: 918thLargest Retail Industry: 1,179thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,162ndMost Secular: 2,168thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,368thLargest Black Market: 3,099thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,233rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,313thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,685thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,776thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,988thLargest Mining Sector: 3,996thMost Avoided: 4,151stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,536thHighest Average Incomes: 4,974thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,504thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,907thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,099thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,146thMost Efficient Economies: 6,520thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,622ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,978thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,425thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,978thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,519thLowest Crime Rates: 10,842ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,858thLargest Governments: 14,381st
Largest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 62nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 66th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 84th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 98th in the regionMost Secular: 108th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 112th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 115th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 130th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 131st in the regionMost Avoided: 140th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 144th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 145th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 181st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 182nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 222nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 226th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 236th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 274th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 275th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 281st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 309th in the regionMost Influential: 316th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 344th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 369th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 414th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 459th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 540th in the regionLargest Governments: 685th in the regionLargest Populations: 691st in the regionMost Stationary: 768th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 225 » Pallaith, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Bayern-Straubing, Universal State Formula, Notyoutopia, Atain, Diodone, Selfgradatude, Shadowrik, Corfad, Sunto, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Wineclaw, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Kwaj, Siwale, Jefffliu, New Lakemba, Ka Ching, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Zyvetskistaahn, Unimaginable Doom, Buckerino, Easternryke, Shibutani, Revolutionary Sealand, Ozstan, SillyString, Q w e r t y, Voznesheim, Yukti, Guslantis, General COE, Sil Dorsett, Malta Comino Gozo, Free Culture, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Snoodum, Puczovska, Moubarakistan, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, Sea Ghost, and 175 others.Valenair, Highton Islands, Diche Choklate, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Tredano, Racoda, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Quranite, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Suicidistan, New Trisone, Zeternia, Sundred, SORT, Zokk, Ethnon, Kulgatha, The United States of Romania, Wodan, Hyperbanus, Maott, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, American MapleStory, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, The Discipled, Amestris-Britannia, Wilkshire, The Iron Lions, Amauri, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Arstungry, New Bremerton, New Eleria, Ostrolia, New Pruessen, The Serdey Islands, National Goats, Spartoptia, Minuda, Torakuen, Newpromisedland, Niradans, Alice Gardens, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, ISOP, United Kahndaq, Sinelona, Lunallian, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Sakaryata, Rosewood-, Necromonia, Cloydicia, Dreadton, Kobagia, Waupun Island, Montarc, The Austro Germanic Union, Napnomadia, New Chilokver, Chukstik Illahi, Federation Terra Australis, Unsophisticate, Sheldanada, Bearical, East Supple Lund, Amerian States, Ice and Tinian, Australiland, Ninjak30, Asgardira, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Warsaw-Halicz, Outer Egorniand, Kalimora Aire, Zumlandia, The Pantheons, Ethereal Expanse, The South Falls, Steraz, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, INTEGRAL, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Ainsworth, Joodey, Tarr-Nation, Ieprus, Humptalumpta, Ara Antrizuls, Justanistan, Renzic, Babacar, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Panama Coalition, Acrabinnia, SchoolHouse Rock, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, VarDrade, Saturns Edge, Kirostan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Norostilors, Fayyayid, Orven, Peldorn, Jasminlandia, Swaz Islands, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Haor Chall, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Durgron, Senkaiboashi, Astronomical, Ejhsa, Valhalla123, Seidr Wyrd, Rkainjel, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Aratani, Coprianus, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Afrille, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Legendsland, COCOPUFFS, Vikingiarchy, British Pacific Islands, Kingdom of Destsky, Lost Staria, Libertarian Nation of Japan, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Conservadoria, Rynion, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, The Black Cathedral, Antityranicals, and Loli County.

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