by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 863rd Most Influential: 2,079th Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,990th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
We may lose our brain cells, but never our dignity.
Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Empire of Helium Kittens United is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.688 billion Helium Kittens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Helium Kittens Unitedian economy, worth 136 trillion memes a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,877 memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Helium Kittens United, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helium Kittens United's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Helium Kittens United is ranked 77,059th in the world and 3,752nd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 54.24 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 863rdTop
Most Influential: 2,079thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,990thNicest Citizens: 15,551stBest Weather: 16,596thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,748th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 683rd in the regionMost Influential: 722nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 751st in the regionNicest Citizens: 852nd in the regionBest Weather: 911th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 911th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 124 » Siwale, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Alice Gardens, Holy Oranz, Notyoutopia, Shadowrik, Unimaginable Doom, Sunto, Selfgradatude, Reannia, Xentherida, Indereac Lanx, Sil Dorsett, Celreostia, Vazali, Enosville, Kaschovia, Lupus Imperium, Lord Ravenclaw, American MapleStory, Malta Comino Gozo, Colony of lasting Hopes, Omicron Persei V111, HMS Unicorn, Pallaith, Kwaj, Zokk, Frances Francis the First of France, Coemgen, Sankami, General COE, Vszeklina, Bharathvarsh, Friently, HoNg KoNg EmPiRe, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Koda-Land, Kingdom of Space, Legique, Erfworld, Diodone, Sheppey, Lamexanope, Rylam, Anima Proxa, Dadastan Archipelago, McMasterdonia, Zedeya, and 74 others.Forunte, Plembobria, Prevaland, Zemnaya Svoboda, Aenglaland, Yukti, AdyLand, Kelvaros Prime, Yaris, The Utopian Movement, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Ausmercia, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Che Sana Und, Seven Hills, Republic of Dixie, Cloydicia, The Lancerian Empire, Bayern-Straubing, The Iron Lions, Stareogratia, Cuyan, Aerilia, PlanetPunk, Pakistan 001, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Maestros haven, New Rivia, Amerian States, Territorio di Nessuno, Horsley Land, Vogonlandia, Tredano, Coppicia, Slaughterhouse Nine, Lionia, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Beodarasc, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Phillywob, Corfad, Wodan, Thenaca, Gellandia, Wineclaw, Ainsworth, Felhaven, The The Bierands, Victoriaans Nederlands, Blurds, New-El, Midds Conia, Libotionia, The Syca, Apetopia, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Mercy Land, NatsukiLand, Sanjurika, Malvad, Asuroka, Merconitonitopia, Inzland, Astal Aavors, SillyString, Gospel Power, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Bridgett, Illusia and Neverendia, and Eglise Sainte Eve.

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