Population | 6.373 billion |
Leader | Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle |
Faith | Modern Worship of Quetzalcoatl |
Currency | meme |
Animal | human |
The Empire of Helium Kittens United is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 6.373 billion Helium Kittens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Helium Kittens Unitedian economy, worth 323 trillion memes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,770 memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helium Kittens United's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Worship of Quetzalcoatl.
Helium Kittens United is ranked 31,312th in the world and 1,776th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 79 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Helium Kittens United's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Helium Kittens United was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Helium Kittens United's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Helium Kittens United was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens, Most Beautiful Environments, and Best Weather and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Helium Kittens United, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
- : Helium Kittens United altered its national flag.
- : Helium Kittens United ceased to exist in The North Pacific.
- : Helium Kittens United was endorsed by The stratosphere islands.
- : Helium Kittens United was endorsed by Juggernautilus.
- : Helium Kittens United was endorsed by Miruma.