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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 789th Most Influential: 1,487th Best Weather: 12,334th
The Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
We may lose our brain cells, but never our dignity.
Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Helium Kittens United

Population4.296 billion

LeaderFloating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle


The Empire of Helium Kittens United is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.296 billion Helium Kittens enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Helium Kittens Unitedian economy, worth 228 trillion memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,073 memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helium Kittens United's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Helium Kittens United is ranked 29,264th in the world and 1,521st in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 121.25 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 789thMost Influential: 1,487thTop
Best Weather: 12,334thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,121stNicest Citizens: 14,604thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,649th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 505th in the regionMost Influential: 558th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 656th in the regionBest Weather: 667th in the regionLargest Populations: 786th in the regionNicest Citizens: 793rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 844th in the region

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