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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 872nd Most Influential: 1,699th Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,665th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We may lose our brain cells, but never our dignity.
Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Helium Kittens United

Population3.604 billion

LeaderFloating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle


The Empire of Helium Kittens United is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.604 billion Helium Kittens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Helium Kittens Unitedian economy, worth 187 trillion memes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,057 memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Helium Kittens United, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helium Kittens United's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Helium Kittens United is ranked 48,727th in the world and 2,842nd in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 69.78 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 872ndMost Influential: 1,699thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,665thBest Weather: 15,916thNicest Citizens: 15,951stMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,171st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 629th in the regionMost Influential: 679th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 737th in the regionMost Stationary: 795th in the regionBest Weather: 866th in the regionNicest Citizens: 879th in the regionLargest Populations: 901st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 938th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 134 » Siwale, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Alice Gardens, Holy Oranz, Notyoutopia, Shadowrik, Unimaginable Doom, Sunto, Selfgradatude, Xentherida, Indereac Lanx, Sil Dorsett, Celreostia, Vazali, Lord Ravenclaw, American MapleStory, Malta Comino Gozo, Colony of lasting Hopes, Omicron Persei V111, HMS Unicorn, Pallaith, Kwaj, Zokk, Frances Francis the First of France, Sankami, General COE, Vszeklina, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Koda-Land, Kingdom of Space, Diodone, Sheppey, Lamexanope, Dadastan Archipelago, McMasterdonia, Forunte, Prevaland, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Yaris, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Seven Hills, Republic of Dixie, Cloydicia, The Lancerian Empire, Bayern-Straubing, The Iron Lions, and 84 others.Aerilia, PlanetPunk, Pakistan 001, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, New Rivia, Amerian States, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Lionia, Beodarasc, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Corfad, Wodan, Thenaca, Wineclaw, Ainsworth, The The Bierands, Victoriaans Nederlands, Midds Conia, The Syca, Apetopia, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Mercy Land, NatsukiLand, Malvad, Merconitonitopia, Astal Aavors, SillyString, Illusia and Neverendia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Alsatian Island, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Ozstan, Puczovska, The Mazur Empire, Morlanka, Atain, Cellorigo, Abunenin, Nueava Libertalia, Wesley Republic, Mordant99, Freienland, Albacria, Benolia, SchoolHouse Rock, ABC, Shibutani, ThE eNd oF eE, Guslantis, Underground Techno, Q w e r t y, Californian Redwood, The Windmilluminati, THX1138, Chrysanthemum THRONE, Former English Colony, Killbear, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Kylesburgh, Constantinolia, Highton Islands, Avgrunden, Northern United Arkadia, The Gamer Party, United Draconia, Lake Flotillas, Racoda, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Shentia, Sacrento, Malphe, Walist, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, Deropia, New Seaview Cove, The South Falls, and New Trisone.

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