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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 587th Most Influential: 1,100th Best Weather: 10,442nd
The Empire of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
We may lose our brain cells, but never our dignity.
Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Helium Kittens United

Population5.235 billion

LeaderFloating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle
FaithModern Worship of Quetzalcoatl


The Empire of Helium Kittens United is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.235 billion Helium Kittens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Helium Kittens Unitedian economy, worth 252 trillion memes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,198 memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helium Kittens United's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Worship of Quetzalcoatl.

Helium Kittens United is ranked 37,718th in the world and 1,889th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 132.52 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 587thMost Influential: 1,100thTop
Best Weather: 10,442ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,561stNicest Citizens: 13,895thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,116thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,842ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,863rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,232nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 436th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 453rd in the regionBest Weather: 591st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 598th in the regionNicest Citizens: 769th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 771st in the regionLargest Populations: 781st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 827th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 857th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 896th in the region

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