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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 886th Most Influential: 1,808th Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,715th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We may lose our brain cells, but never our dignity.
Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Helium Kittens United

Population3.227 billion

LeaderFloating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle


The Empire of Helium Kittens United is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.227 billion Helium Kittens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Helium Kittens Unitedian economy, worth 161 trillion memes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,094 memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Helium Kittens United, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helium Kittens United's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Helium Kittens United is ranked 46,026th in the world and 2,159th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 118.96 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 886thMost Influential: 1,808thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,715thBest Weather: 15,722ndNicest Citizens: 15,835thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,016th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 641st in the regionMost Influential: 715th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 736th in the regionNicest Citizens: 839th in the regionBest Weather: 868th in the regionMost Stationary: 877th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 903rd in the regionLargest Populations: 934th in the region

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