The Empire of Helium Kittens United is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.803 billion Helium Kittens enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Helium Kittens Unitedian economy, worth 238 trillion memes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,642 memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle's new moniker, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helium Kittens United's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Helium Kittens United is ranked 112,782^nd in the world and 6,188^th in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -1 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.