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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 894th Most Influential: 2,265th Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,195th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
We may lose our brain cells, but never our dignity.
Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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The Empire of Helium Kittens United is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.346 billion Helium Kittens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Helium Kittens Unitedian economy, worth 127 trillion memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,307 memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Helium Kittens United, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helium Kittens United's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Helium Kittens United is ranked 39,296th in the world and 1,220th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 247.9544593646 Days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 894thTop
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Most Influential: 2,265thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,195thNicest Citizens: 15,330thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,349th
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Most Influential: 675th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 740th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 772nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 837th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 120 » The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Siwale, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Alice Gardens, Holy Oranz, Notyoutopia, Shadowrik, Unimaginable Doom, Sunto, Selfgradatude, Reannia, Xentherida, Indereac Lanx, Elspeth and Samina, Sil Dorsett, Celreostia, Vazali, Enosville, Kaschovia, Lupus Imperium, Lord Ravenclaw, American MapleStory, Malta Comino Gozo, Colony of lasting Hopes, Omicron Persei V111, HMS Unicorn, Pallaith, Kwaj, Zokk, Frances Francis the First of France, Coemgen, Sankami, General COE, Vszeklina, Bharathvarsh, Friently, Hong Kong Empire, South Grand Mountain, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Koda-Land, Kingdom of Space, Legique, Erfworld, Cleoskye, Diodone, Sheppey, Lamexanope, Rylam, and 70 others.Anima Proxa, Dadastan Archipelago, McMasterdonia, ABC, Marsh Castle, Zedeya, Forunte, Plembobria, Prevaland, Zemnaya Svoboda, Aenglaland, Beowulfe, Yukti, AdyLand, Kelvaros Prime, Yaris, The Utopian Movement, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Articune, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Che Sana Und, Clintonburge, Seven Hills, Republic of Dixie, Cloydicia, The Lancerian Empire, Bayern-Straubing, The Iron Lions, Stareogratia, Cuyan, Aerilia, PlanetPunk, Pakistan 001, Zandir Antari, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Maestros haven, New Rivia, Amerian States, Territorio di Nessuno, Horsley Land, Vogonlandia, Tredano, Coppicia, Slaughterhouse Nine, Lionia, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Beodarasc, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Phillywob, Corfad, Wodan, Thenaca, Gellandia, Sanjurika, Rockym, Deropia, Wineclaw, Ainsworth, Felhaven, Morrn, The The Bierands, Yukkira, Victoriaans Nederlands, Blurds, New-El, and Midds Conia.

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