The Empire of Helium Kittens United is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.296 billion Helium Kittens enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Helium Kittens Unitedian economy, worth 228 trillion memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,073 memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helium Kittens United's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Helium Kittens United is ranked 29,264^th in the world and 1,521^st in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 121.25 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.