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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,195th Most Influential: 1,711th Best Weather: 12,978th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We may lose our brain cells, but never our dignity.
Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Helium Kittens United

Population3.919 billion

LeaderFloating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle


The Empire of Helium Kittens United is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.919 billion Helium Kittens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Helium Kittens Unitedian economy, worth 204 trillion memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,265 memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Helium Kittens United, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helium Kittens United's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Helium Kittens United is ranked 28,354th in the world and 1,577th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,467.08 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,195thTop
Most Influential: 1,711thTop
Best Weather: 12,978thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,506thNicest Citizens: 15,060th
Most Influential: 654th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 683rd in the regionBest Weather: 729th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 781st in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 105 » Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Corfad, Siwale, United Draconia, East Supple Lund, Valhalla123, Avornica, Bothia, Provincias Unidas del Plata, Frances Francis the First of France, Chukstik Illahi, Pallaith, Holy Oranz, Camarthen, Illusia and Neverendia, Wooleystan, Q w e r t y, Tianqing, Calamazo, Novum Syndicate, Shin-Hachioji, Prydania, Voznesheim, Albacria, Ethnon, The Mace Kingdom, Kylesburgh, Yukti, Yaorozu, Potatolandium, Victoriaans Nederlands, Grimrholm, Koda-Land, Jest Xerces, Lemonbiscuits, Batdaviea, Palanyag, Palisede, Kwaj, The Windmilluminati, Kyrianian, Wodan, Notyoutopia, Empy, Bayern-Straubing, Plumas, Sahriastan, Rochester Black, The Bureaucratic Territories, and 55 others.Sanjurika, Manticore utopia, Liberentis, The United States of Romania, Gooboistkoyt, Sundred, Pizza Squared, Perennial Quest, Vehenom, The Teddy, Jontopiary, Shadowrik, Mzeusia, Sunto, Alice Gardens, McMasterdonia, Kulgatha, Atain, RaRaRasputinn, Get Away From Me, Kelvaros Prime, Visburgh, The Curry Islands, Alsace and Lorraine United, Sea Ghost, Sil Dorsett, Gladio II, THX1138, Waterma, Maott, Malta Comino Gozo, Selfgradatude, Suicidistan, Neo Hungarica, Esplandia, The Lunar Brotherhood Knights, Aenglaland, Former English Colony, Dephinland, PlanetPunk, Necromonia, I am the one who knocks, Uruguayan, Buckerino, RoosterTeeth, Hyperbanus, Dadastan Archipelago, Wineclaw, Lower Nubia, Edon-Ko, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Humptalumpta, Republic of Dixie, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, and Eravonia.

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