Population | 13.543 billion |
Capital | Heliosphere City |
Leader | Leader |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Nova |
Animal | Meteor |
The PS2 Puppet of Heliosphere is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, humorless population of 13.543 billion Heliospherans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heliosphere City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Heliospheran economy, worth a remarkable 8,455 trillion Novas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 624,318 Novas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share Meteor memes rather than government policy, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the government builds houses for foreign newcomers, and urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Heliosphere's national animal is the Meteor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Heliosphere is ranked 10,678th in the world and 570th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 89.17 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Heliosphere, urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate.
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Heliosphere, the government builds houses for foreign newcomers.
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Heliosphere, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
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Heliosphere, Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share Meteor memes rather than government policy.
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Heliosphere was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
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Heliosphere, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
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Heliosphere, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
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Heliosphere, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
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Heliosphere, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
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Heliosphere, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.