by Max Barry

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Helaw was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 258
Most Valuable International Artwork: 134thMost Secular: 871stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,562nd
The Technocratic Hexarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Pancakes make good frisbees.
Sovereign Deus
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.771 billion

LeaderSovereign Deus

AnimalActually Bald Eagle

The Technocratic Hexarchy of Helaw is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sovereign Deus with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 8.771 billion Helawans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vene. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Helawan economy, worth a remarkable 1,471 trillion Helons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 167,784 Helons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign powers often deal with problems that Helaw can't handle, for 25 Helons tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helaw's national animal is the Actually Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Helaw is ranked 205,262nd in the world and 41st in Ridgefield for Most Primitive, scoring -782.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 134thMost Secular: 871stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,562ndSafest: 1,628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,765thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,814thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,881stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,004thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,007thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,039thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,141stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,224thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,702ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,703rdMost Developed: 2,765thMost Influential: 2,872ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,119thLargest Governments: 3,546thLowest Crime Rates: 3,639thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,732ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,840thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,993rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,244thSmartest Citizens: 4,376thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,534thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,096thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,283rdMost Inclusive: 5,570thMost Cultured: 5,600thBest Weather: 6,723rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,382ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,601stNicest Citizens: 7,958thMost Efficient Economies: 9,086thHighest Average Incomes: 10,060thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,928thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,695th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the region

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