by Max Barry

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Helaw was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 258
Most Secular: 664th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,262nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,616th
The Technocratic Hexarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Pancakes make good frisbees.
Sovereign Deus
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.117 billion

LeaderSovereign Deus

AnimalActually Bald Eagle

The Technocratic Hexarchy of Helaw is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign Deus with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, vat-grown people, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 6.117 billion Helawans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vene. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Helawan economy, worth a remarkable 1,023 trillion Helons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 167,389 Helons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign powers often deal with problems that Helaw can't handle, for 25 Helons tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helaw's national animal is the Actually Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Helaw is ranked 161,783rd in the world and 75th in Ridgefield for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 39.33 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Secular: 664thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,262ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,616thSafest: 1,685thTop
Most Pacifist: 1,847thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,007thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,083rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,097thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,151stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,153rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,401stMost Developed: 2,713thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,833rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,840thLargest Governments: 3,560thLowest Crime Rates: 3,618thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,649thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,746thMost Influential: 3,785thHealthiest Citizens: 3,876thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,877thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,016thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,050thSmartest Citizens: 4,454thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,575thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,594thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,657thMost Inclusive: 5,026thMost Cultured: 5,964thMost Efficient Economies: 6,613thNicest Citizens: 7,200thBest Weather: 7,580thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,007thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,604thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,364thHighest Economic Output: 13,749th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the region

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