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Helaw was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 258
Most Valuable International Artwork: 292ndMost Secular: 1,053rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,647th
The Entire Nation Made of Cheese of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Cheese.
Sovereign Alfonso
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Helaw

Population11.441 billion

CapitalVenea
LeaderSovereign Alfonso

CurrencyCheese Wheel
AnimalCheese-Based Walrus

The Entire Nation Made of Cheese of Helaw is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign Alfonso with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 11.441 billion Helawans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Venea. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Helawan economy, worth a remarkable 1,912 trillion Cheese Wheels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 167,177 Cheese Wheels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign powers often deal with problems that Helaw can't handle, for 25 Cheese Wheels tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helaw's national animal is the Cheese-Based Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Helaw is ranked 235,313th in the world and 77th in Ridgefield for Rudest Citizens, with 8.08 insults per minute.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 292ndMost Secular: 1,053rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,647thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,689thSafest: 1,692ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,905thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,940thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,972ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,995thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,139thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,342ndTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,489thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,613thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,828thMost Developed: 2,907thMost Influential: 2,991stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,314thLargest Governments: 3,820thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,908thLowest Crime Rates: 3,945thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,056thHealthiest Citizens: 4,137thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,421stSmartest Citizens: 4,557thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,439thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,451stHighest Food Quality: 5,486thBest Weather: 5,758thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,760thMost Cultured: 5,845thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,921stMost Inclusive: 6,373rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,246thNicest Citizens: 8,477thHighest Economic Output: 9,384thMost Efficient Economies: 10,093rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,997thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,048thMost Stationary: 19,279th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the region

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