by Max Barry

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Helaw was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 258
Most Valuable International Artwork: 120thMost Secular: 864thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,582nd
The Technocratic Hexarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Pancakes make good frisbees.
Sovereign Deus
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.591 billion

LeaderSovereign Deus

AnimalActually Bald Eagle

The Technocratic Hexarchy of Helaw is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign Deus with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 8.591 billion Helawans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vene. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Helawan economy, worth a remarkable 1,444 trillion Helons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 168,139 Helons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign powers often deal with problems that Helaw can't handle, for 25 Helons tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helaw's national animal is the Actually Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Helaw is ranked 179,430th in the world and 52nd in Ridgefield for Most Pro-Market, scoring -75 on the Rand Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 120thMost Secular: 864thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,582ndSafest: 1,643rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,781stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,921stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,956thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,022ndTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,085thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,100thMost Pacifist: 2,177thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,251stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,715thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,734thMost Developed: 2,783rdMost Influential: 2,935thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,147thLargest Governments: 3,580thLowest Crime Rates: 3,622ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,769thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,783rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,920thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,044thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,307thSmartest Citizens: 4,412thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,047thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,289thMost Inclusive: 5,623rdMost Cultured: 5,660thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,429thBest Weather: 6,928thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,687thNicest Citizens: 7,899thMost Efficient Economies: 9,469thHighest Average Incomes: 10,065thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,075thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,456th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the region

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