by Max Barry

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Heisenberg Tonne

Population6.969 billion


The Nice of Heisenberg Tonne is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 6.969 billion Heisenberg Tonneans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Heisenberg Tonnean economy, worth 192 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,662 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, people's charity begins and ends at home, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heisenberg Tonne's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Heisenberg Tonne is ranked 212,976th in the world and 4th in Pacific Islands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.93 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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