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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 292nd Largest Black Market: 379th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 553rd
The United Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Ego? Ego sum monumentum omnibus peccatis vestris.
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population11.783 billion

LeaderJohn Adama


The United Republic of Heisenbee is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by John Adama with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.783 billion Heiseans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caldera. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Heisean economy, worth a remarkable 4,094 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 347,486 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Just as students finish their homework it's time for school, foreign leaders who don't applaud John Adama's speeches are regarded as enemies of Heisenbee, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Heisenbee's national animal is the Hobbie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Heisenbee is ranked 21,349th in the world and 25th in New Western Atlantic for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,884.52 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 292ndLargest Black Market: 379thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 553rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 739thMost Influential: 768thHighest Average Incomes: 979thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 982ndLargest Mining Sector: 995thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,113thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,593rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,716thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,787thMost Avoided: 1,837thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,887thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,901stHighest Economic Output: 2,080thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,085thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,153rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,382ndFattest Citizens: 2,545thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,276thMost Efficient Economies: 3,540thMost Secular: 4,795thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,046thLowest Crime Rates: 5,082ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,265thLargest Retail Industry: 5,357thLargest Governments: 5,728thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,350thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,149thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,640thSmartest Citizens: 11,303rdLargest Gambling Industry: 12,375thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,495thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,797thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,211th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the region

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