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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 240thLargest Black Market: 392ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 648th
The United Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Ego? Ego sum monumentum omnibus peccatis vestris.
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Economy
Frightening
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Heisenbee

Population13.788 billion

CapitalCaldera
LeaderJohn Adama
FaithAtheism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalHobbie

The United Republic of Heisenbee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Adama with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, vat-grown people, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.788 billion Heiseans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caldera. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Heisean economy, worth a remarkable 5,039 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 365,504 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, politicians look weirdly alike, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and the Heisean delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Heisenbee's national animal is the Hobbie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Heisenbee is ranked 24,395th in the world and 46th in New Western Empire for Rudest Citizens, with 98.65 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 240thLargest Black Market: 392ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 648thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 705thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 992ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,015thHighest Average Incomes: 1,041stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,332ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,661stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,776thHighest Economic Output: 1,820thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,064thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,084thMost Efficient Economies: 2,138thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,242ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,279thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,291stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,961stFattest Citizens: 3,015thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,421stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,586thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,074thLowest Crime Rates: 4,942ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,650thMost Secular: 5,698thLargest Governments: 5,790thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,806thMost Influential: 6,391stLargest Retail Industry: 6,667thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,937thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,560thMost Developed: 9,727thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,495thSmartest Citizens: 10,606thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,999thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,484thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,195thLargest Populations: 16,693rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,246thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,551stMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,588thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,402nd
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the region

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