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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 302nd Largest Black Market: 380th Most Influential: 439th
The United Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Ego? Ego sum monumentum omnibus peccatis vestris.
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Population10.896 billion

LeaderJohn Adama


The United Republic of Heisenbee is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by John Adama with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.896 billion Heiseans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caldera. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Heisean economy, worth a remarkable 3,777 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 346,691 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Just as students finish their homework it's time for school, foreign leaders who don't applaud John Adama's speeches are regarded as enemies of Heisenbee, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Heisenbee's national animal is the Hobbie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Heisenbee is ranked 2,731st in the world and 9th in New Western Empire for Fattest Citizens, with 34.1 Obesity Rate.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 302ndLargest Black Market: 380thMost Influential: 439thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 511thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 789thHighest Average Incomes: 942ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 997thLargest Mining Sector: 1,019thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,035thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,610thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,647thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,758thMost Avoided: 1,987thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,992ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,061stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,064thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,255thHighest Economic Output: 2,269thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,626thFattest Citizens: 2,731stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,050thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,454thMost Efficient Economies: 3,747thLowest Crime Rates: 5,104thMost Secular: 5,184thLargest Retail Industry: 5,465thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,508thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,524thLargest Governments: 5,858thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,981stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,449thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,929thSmartest Citizens: 11,675thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,428thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,846thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,673rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,249th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the region

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