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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,547th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,574th Most Influential: 4,281st
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Population399 million



The Principality of Heimgau is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 399 million Heimgauans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, with Education and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hestiapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Heimgauan economy, worth 37.1 trillion Louis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 93,077 Louis, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Heimgauans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, Heimgauan scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and millions of Heimgauans are excellent swimmers. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Heimgau's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Heimgau is ranked 136,891st in the world and 7,616th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,547thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,574thTop
Most Influential: 4,281stTop
Highest Drug Use: 8,675thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,818thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,680thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,262ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,347thMost Developed: 16,300thMost Efficient Economies: 16,749th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 69th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 299th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 562nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 578th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 702nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 714th in the regionNudest: 722nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 845th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 856th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 109 » Alunya, Notyoutopia, Rkainjel, Territorio di Nessuno, Sinelona, Shibutani, Siwale, Corfad, El Fiji Grande, Shin-Hachioji, Pallaith, The Rhein States, Peldorn, Acrabinnia, Great Bights Mum, Shadowrik, Napnomadia, Sundred, Racoda, Steampunk Ariel, Kwaj, Trillius, Omnistria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Seidr Wyrd, Koda-Land, Liberum Mundi, Bayern-Straubing, Victoriaans Nederlands, Valhalla123, Yaorozu, Sil Dorsett, Joodey, Plangainer, Apetopia, Jasminlandia, Frances Francis the First of France, Lomjia, Q w e r t y, Dar es Saalam, Federation Terra Australis, Black Templares, Unimaginable Doom, Selfgradatude, Sunto, PlanetPunk, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Spartoptia, Amauri, and 59 others.Dreadton, Ejhsa, Buckerino, Kirostan, Aratani, Torakuen, United Draconia, Saturns Edge, Guer Aike, Egalico, Wineclaw, Haor Chall, New Pruessen, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Tappan Hills, The United States of Romania, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, THX1138, New Bremerton, Yummy Blubber, Ibiscaton, Kasazzastan, Sheldanada, Holy Oranz, Pasargad, Sanjurika, Ikea Rike, Afrille, The Notorious Mad Jack, Free Azzaca, Maott, Legendsland, COCOPUFFS, Moubarakistan, Sakaryata, Vikingiarchy, British Pacific Islands, Kingdom of Destsky, General COE, Niradans, Thiammyalllaland, Lost Staria, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Votak Matim, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Conservadoria, Rynion, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, The Black Cathedral, Antityranicals, and Loli County.

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