The Kingdom of Heilhum Imperius is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 630 million Imperials are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washico Citoroto. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Heilhum Imperiusian economy, worth 66.7 trillion Imperium Quartrums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,872 Imperium Quartrums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, lavish state dinners in Washico Citoroto are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heilhum Imperius's national animal is the Royaln Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Heilhum Imperius is ranked 178,624^th in the world and 7,719^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.89 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.