The Iron-Fisted Imperium of Heilhum Imperius is a massive, safe nation, ruled by High Lord Copperteir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.395 billion Imperials are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurum. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Heilhum Imperiusian economy, worth 800 trillion Imperium Aeris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 182,232 Imperium Aeris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and Imperials refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heilhum Imperius's national animal is the Aes Numen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Heilhum Imperius is ranked 245,656^th in the world and 12,714^th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.33 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.