The Iron-Fisted Imperium of Heilhum Imperius is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by High Lord Copperteir with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.464 billion Imperials are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurum. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Heilhum Imperiusian economy, worth 392 trillion Imperium Aeris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,091 Imperium Aeris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Imperials, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, and janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heilhum Imperius's national animal is the Aes Numen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Heilhum Imperius is ranked 12,081^st in the world and 670^th in The North Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 24,441.79 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.