by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 112thMost Influential: 366thLargest Agricultural Sector: 603rd
The Iron-Fisted Imperium of
Corrupt Dictatorship
A Thousand Battles, a Thousand Victories!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Heilhum Imperius

Population6.692 billion

LeaderHigh Lord Copperteir

CurrencyImperium Aeris
AnimalAes Numen

The Iron-Fisted Imperium of Heilhum Imperius is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Lord Copperteir with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.692 billion Imperials are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurum. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Heilhum Imperiusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,442 trillion Imperium Aeris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 215,539 Imperium Aeris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heilhum Imperius's national animal is the Aes Numen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Heilhum Imperius is ranked 305,600th in the world and 8,879th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -522.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 112thMost Influential: 366thLargest Agricultural Sector: 603rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,509thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,853rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,075thTop
Most Patriotic: 3,255thLowest Crime Rates: 3,563rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,694thMost Secular: 3,747thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,358thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,544thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,614thSmartest Citizens: 6,625thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,728thHighest Average Incomes: 6,934thBest Weather: 7,152ndLargest Black Market: 7,714thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,061stLargest Governments: 8,291stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,842ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,761stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,234thHighest Food Quality: 10,262ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,309thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,008thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,591stMost Cultured: 14,130thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,779thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,621stHighest Economic Output: 15,991stMost Income Equality: 16,789thMost Efficient Economies: 17,919thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,929thLargest Retail Industry: 19,054thMost Developed: 19,870thMost Inclusive: 20,352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,980thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,156thMost Authoritarian: 24,615thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,107th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 79th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 92nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 98th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 114th in the regionMost Patriotic: 141st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 154th in the regionLargest Black Market: 156th in the regionMost Secular: 183rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 187th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 227th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 258th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 289th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 294th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 301st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 304th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 311th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 324th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 353rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 358th in the regionBest Weather: 390th in the regionLargest Governments: 419th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 450th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 465th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 476th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 487th in the regionMost Income Equality: 493rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 539th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 599th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 653rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 661st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 699th in the regionMost Cultured: 703rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 735th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 739th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 740th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 750th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 772nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 795th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 885th in the region

World Assembly

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Republic Sickle, Neptunian Military Administration, Lennie Briscoe, Ventura Nation, Unitarian Universalism, Jalyort Empire, GrayingOut, Walter Jackson, Gothgraff and Lilium, Shibutani, Finchin, Proserpino, Kappacon, Democatic Donkeys, GamesCell, Seenvorland, The Jerichowan Country, Soviet Terran, FezEmerald, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Gragadoia, Ahssn, Tenana, Toilet Man, Cobolica, Calanguistao, Bakestate, Dicko, Bagojo, Amdupe, Lemonbiscuits, Omicron Persei V111, Unsophisticate, Necromonia, U S Eh, Loptous, Mitea Carin, Solaria Alliance, CONSUMEistan, The Arverni Lands, Hai Han, TJUN-ia, The Rhein States, Coutdown, Westswedia, Unterlander, Andstions, Zupla, LostLegion, Brsil, Karazan, Arucaria, Solmetria, Yaorozu, The Bureaucratic Territories, Cartures, Intelbrazia, Phoronu, Oannia, South Baba, ForestMythal, Panama Coalition, Mandurium, and Detrivania.