The Kingdom of Hedemark is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 520 million Hedishs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hedeby. The average income tax rate is 10.8%.

The very strong Hedish economy, worth 32.3 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,031 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Students abandon classrooms for online education, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, sex changes are routinely performed at Hedemark's hospitals, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Hedemark's national animal is the Mermaid, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Hedemark is ranked 49,569^th in the world and 3^rd in Mirror World for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,394.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.