The Democracy of Heaveria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 18.325 billion Heaverians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jupid. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Heaverian economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion Krows a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,732 Krows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, and 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heaveria's national animal is the Heaverian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Heaveria is ranked 191,533^rd in the world and 52^nd in The Free Nations Region for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 87,105 Standard Monetary Units.