The Rapping Turkmen Community of Healthy Doctors is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kerimguly Berdimuhamedow with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, flagrant waste-dumping, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.364 billion Turkmen Healthy Doctors are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Place Awaza. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Turkmen Doctorian economy, worth 666 trillion apples a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 152,766 apples, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and even snitches get stitches. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Healthy Doctors's national animal is the Akhal-Teke horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sports.

Healthy Doctors is ranked 3,272^nd in the world and 1^st in Benevolent Leaders for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,997.59 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.