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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10thLongest Average Lifespans: 480th
The Rapping Turkmen Community of
Iron Fist Consumerists
♫ Sports is the way to your Healthy Life ♫
Kerimguly Berdimuhamedow
Real Life Doctor For Real Life Medical Emergencies Real
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Healthy Doctors

Population4.364 billion

CapitalPlace Awaza
LeaderKerimguly Berdimuhamedow

AnimalAkhal-Teke horse

The Rapping Turkmen Community of Healthy Doctors is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kerimguly Berdimuhamedow with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, flagrant waste-dumping, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.364 billion Turkmen Healthy Doctors are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Place Awaza. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Turkmen Doctorian economy, worth 666 trillion apples a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 152,766 apples, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and even snitches get stitches. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Healthy Doctors's national animal is the Akhal-Teke horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sports.

Healthy Doctors is ranked 3,272nd in the world and 1st in Benevolent Leaders for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,997.59 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10thLongest Average Lifespans: 480thMost Ignorant Citizens: 513thMost Avoided: 628thHealthiest Citizens: 645thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 791stHighest Crime Rates: 1,192ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,292ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,292ndMost Secular: 1,534thMost Efficient Economies: 1,955thTop
Most Primitive: 3,055thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,272ndLargest Black Market: 3,471stLargest Mining Sector: 5,569thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,066thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,775thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,697thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,409thLargest Governments: 12,749thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,617thBest Weather: 15,062ndMost Conservative: 23,681st

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