The Commonwealth of Healiopolis is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Asclepius with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.748 billion Healers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsettlement. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Healiopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,855 trillion kits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,326 kits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The news is showing footage of Asclepius bullying an old man to the point of tears, Beetle is one of the most popular forenames in Healiopolis, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Healiopolis's national animal is the beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Healiopolis is ranked 2,305^th in the world and 114^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 136.18 law-abiding acts per hour.