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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 58thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 127thLargest Insurance Industry: 166th
The Holy Empire of
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Civil rights exist only to be banned.
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Headcrabians

Population12.276 billion

CapitalMega Therion
LeaderNyarlathotep
FaithForceful fornication with feti

Currencycorpse
Animalhuman

The Holy Empire of Headcrabians is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nyarlathotep with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.276 billion Headcrabiansians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mega Therion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Headcrabiansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,756 trillion corpses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 387,440 corpses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,618,762 per year while the poor average 3,614, a ratio of 1,001 to 1.

Savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks, politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese, visions of giant pink humans are a common side effect after Headcrabiansians eat their meals, and oracles predict landslide victories for Nyarlathotep for the next 50 years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Headcrabians's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Forceful fornication with feti.

Headcrabians is ranked 380th in the world and 9th in Osiris for Most Avoided, scoring 2,169.7 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 58thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 127thLargest Insurance Industry: 166thHighest Disposable Incomes: 271stLargest Agricultural Sector: 339thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 353rdMost Avoided: 380thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 402ndFattest Citizens: 447thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 483rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 509thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 562ndLargest Mining Sector: 613thMost Corrupt Governments: 656thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 658thMost Armed: 760thHighest Average Incomes: 772ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 790thLargest Gambling Industry: 812thMost Secular: 1,027thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,049thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,128thLargest Retail Industry: 1,151stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,395thMost Efficient Economies: 1,403rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,510thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,848thRudest Citizens: 2,616thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,109thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,826thLowest Crime Rates: 4,972ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,777thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,112thLargest Governments: 6,571stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,243rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,545thTop
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Largest Black Market: 11,029thMost Pro-Market: 13,676thMost Conservative: 14,106thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,197thLargest Populations: 18,000thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,182nd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 65th in the regionRudest Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 176th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 203rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 222nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 226th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 246th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 333rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 342nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 367th in the regionMost Extreme: 386th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 403rd in the regionLargest Populations: 492nd in the regionMost Conservative: 529th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 530th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Headcrabians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, oracles predict landslide victories for Nyarlathotep for the next 50 years.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, visions of giant pink humans are a common side effect after Headcrabiansians eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, children often kick humans for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.

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