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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 145thLargest Insurance Industry: 153rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 217th
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
Civil rights exist only to be banned.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Headcrabians

Population15.509 billion

CapitalMega Therion
LeaderNyarlathotep
FaithForceful fornication with feti

Currencycorpse
Animalhuman

The Holy Empire of Headcrabians is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nyarlathotep with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.509 billion Headcrabiansians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mega Therion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Headcrabiansian economy, worth a remarkable 6,428 trillion corpses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 414,505 corpses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,357,194 per year while the poor average 11,410, a ratio of 294 to 1.

Foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Headcrabiansian bee, citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz, the term "Native Headcrabiansian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, and ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Headcrabians's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Forceful fornication with feti.

Headcrabians is ranked 244,296th in the world and 10,297th in Osiris for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -118 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 145thLargest Insurance Industry: 153rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 217thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 338thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 381stMost Avoided: 414thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 446thFattest Citizens: 450thLargest Agricultural Sector: 454thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 474thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 505thMost Corrupt Governments: 507thLargest Mining Sector: 569thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 630thMost Armed: 694thHighest Average Incomes: 720thMost Secular: 757thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 778thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 928thLargest Gambling Industry: 980thMost Efficient Economies: 1,003rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,064thLargest Retail Industry: 1,083rdHighest Economic Output: 1,393rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,420thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,454thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,534thMost Patriotic: 1,691stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,582ndRudest Citizens: 2,604thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,740thLowest Crime Rates: 4,220thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,524thLargest Governments: 4,861stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,313thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,752ndLargest Black Market: 8,629thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,984thTop
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Most Conservative: 12,710thSmartest Citizens: 14,196thLargest Populations: 16,897thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,230th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 43rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 50th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 51st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 54th in the regionRudest Citizens: 101st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 116th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 142nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 221st in the regionLargest Governments: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 308th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 313th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 389th in the regionLargest Populations: 412th in the regionMost Stationary: 425th in the regionLargest Black Market: 472nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 480th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 529th in the regionMost Conservative: 616th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 746th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, the term "Native Headcrabiansian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Headcrabiansian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Headcrabiansian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Nyarlathotep in ermine and velvet garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings.
  • : Following new legislation in Headcrabians, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.

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