The Packlands of Head Vicuna is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Packmaster Dogberry with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.771 billion Head Vicunans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vincuniad. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Head Vicunan economy, worth 177 trillion Blankets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,123 Blankets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and Vicuna is one of the most popular forenames in Head Vicuna. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Head Vicuna's national animal is the Vicuna, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Head Vicuna is ranked 128,602^nd in the world and 370^th in Forest for Most Developed, scoring 54.62 on the Human Development Index.