Population | 2.356 billion |
Capital | Helsinki |
Leader | PM Terio |
Faith | None |
Currency | Hazahm Pound |
Animal | Beaver |
The Finnish Nation of Hazahmkong is a massive, safe nation, ruled by PM Terio with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.356 billion Hazahmkongians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Hazahmkongian economy, worth 221 trillion Hazahm Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,035 Hazahm Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hazahmkong's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.
Hazahmkong is ranked 26,067th in the world and 679th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 84 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hazahmkong lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Hazahmkong lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Hazahmkong voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Hazahmkong lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The Community of Anarco Argentina.
- : Hazahmkong was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The Very Democractic Nation of Eastern Juble Lux.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 117 » Tepertopia, Drystar, Curlyhoward, Aidenfieeld, Blipp, Ebonhand, Sporaltryus, Lilli Lands, Goldnation, Kiasu-ism, Asarana, Bawkie, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Wehraboos, Bleakfoot, Arscanesia, Nowa Europa, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Land Without Shrimp, PenguinPies, The Haughtherlands, America Gone Wrong, Belschaft, Teasonda, Tsunamy, Truskawkoland, Altnavia, Volaworand, Tanyaland, Dhemixia, Soem, Khnomania, Sordandia, Democates, South Venison, Hacrela, Gabrielian, Aspratia, The Two Jerseys, Nova Montron, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Bear Connors Paradiso, Sundarboom, Darakin, Southern Numenor, Explodeingtnt, Linden Oak, Pamela And Hepatitis, The Solar System Scope, and 67 others.Rebel-topia, Greater Pardonia, Farelonia, Mizuni, A leftover country, Skwar, New Maxta, Great Scapula, Antarctic Empires, Ancient Slobovia, Tioloman, Amerion, Privatore, The Amazons Daughters, Abarri, North Kanuckistan, Yellunstryer, Atomic Garden, Unielvan Millorvium, Gymnostan, Corpoterra, Madhonia, Sanden, Moreana, Emagination, Maeiland, Calistan, Kholdan, Venkara, Hadrex, Great Lothian, Eritria, Los Lonley Boys, The Worst army of, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Yusan, Auviantan Outh Islands, The Filippinas, Myness, East Endia, Swenfia 2, Chernaya Zvezda, Differences-In-Differences, Greater Tern, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Valles Stellarum, Springwalla, The Free Falklands, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Lemenga, Republic Empire of Japan, HawkoFon, Lupusterra, Nueva Alta California, United Allied Systems Nations, Nakayo, Pepperton, Elritch, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, and Genoxelande.