by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 464th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,795th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,958th
The Island Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia
Get a beach house.
The Froopy Trillian
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population14.683 billion

CapitalVillage of Oracles
LeaderThe Froopy Trillian

CurrencyFlainian Pobble Bead
AnimalHawalian Goat

The Island Paradise of Hawalius is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Froopy Trillian with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.683 billion Hawaliae are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Oracles. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hawalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,512 trillion Flainian Pobble Beads a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,995 Flainian Pobble Beads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawalius's national animal is the Hawalian Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hawalius is ranked 464th in the world and 63rd in 10000 Islands for Most Influential, scoring 121,862 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Influential: 464thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,795thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,958thBest Weather: 2,783rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,211thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,424thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,019thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,052ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,113thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,139thSafest: 5,158thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,175thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,737thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,560thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,887thMost Cultured: 8,125thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,730thHighest Economic Output: 8,747thMost Stationary: 9,833rdLargest Populations: 10,580thNudest: 11,661stMost Developed: 12,185thMost Secular: 12,197thHealthiest Citizens: 12,295thLargest Governments: 12,938thNicest Citizens: 13,358thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,868thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,451stSmartest Citizens: 15,042nd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 51st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 57th in the regionBest Weather: 62nd in the regionMost Influential: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 84th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 95th in the regionSafest: 96th in the regionNudest: 97th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 103rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 106th in the regionMost Stationary: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 111th in the region

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