by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 436thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,165thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,858th
The Idyllic Tropical Island of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Get a beach house.
The Froopy Trillian
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population18.244 billion

CapitalVillage of Oracles
LeaderThe Froopy Trillian

CurrencyFlainian Pobble Bead
AnimalHawalian Goat

The Idyllic Tropical Island of Hawalius is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Froopy Trillian with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.244 billion Hawaliae hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Oracles. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hawalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,780 trillion Flainian Pobble Beads a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,611 Flainian Pobble Beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawalius's national animal is the Hawalian Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hawalius is ranked 221,448th in the world and 993rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 436thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,165thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,858thBest Weather: 2,299thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,020thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,523rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,297thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,387thSafest: 4,695thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,718thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,301stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,806thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,812thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,090thMost Cultured: 8,236thHighest Economic Output: 9,647thMost Developed: 9,849thLargest Populations: 9,992ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,688thHealthiest Citizens: 10,808thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,130thTop
Largest Governments: 13,491stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,036thSmartest Citizens: 15,170thMost Secular: 15,191stMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,582ndMost Inclusive: 18,043rdMost Rebellious Youth: 18,504thNicest Citizens: 18,857thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,734thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,172nd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 43rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 54th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 63rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionSafest: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 93rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 93rd in the regionNudest: 95th in the regionLargest Populations: 96th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 108th in the region

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