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Most Stationary: 10,491st Least Corrupt Governments: 13,037th Highest Disposable Incomes: 15,019th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The Life of the Land is Perpetuated in Righteousness
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Hawaiian Isles

Population6.99 billion

CapitalHonolulu
LeaderPrime Minister Joseph Pender
FaithProtestantism

Currencypound
Animalseal

The Republic of Hawaiian Isles is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Joseph Pender with a fair hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.99 billion Hawaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honolulu. The average income tax rate is 16.4%.

The strong Hawaiian economy, worth 598 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,643 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of seals and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawaiian Isles's national animal is the seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Hawaiian Isles is ranked 56,274th in the world and 1st in TransPacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,174.49 on the Edu-tellignceŽ Test Score.

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Most Stationary: 10,491stLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,037thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,019thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,522nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hawaiian Isles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Hawaiian Isles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Hawaiian Isles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Hawaiian Isles altered its national flag.
  • : Hawaiian Isles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Hawaiian Isles altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaiian Isles, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaiian Isles, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of seals and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaiian Isles, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaiian Isles, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.

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