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Most Stationary: 11,674th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,980th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 15,205th
The Dominion of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The Life of the Land is Perpetuated in Righteousness
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Hawaiian Isles

Population6.092 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Joseph Pender


The Dominion of Hawaiian Isles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Joseph Pender with a fair hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 6.092 billion Hawaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honolulu. The average income tax rate is 15.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hawaiian economy, worth 499 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,914 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, private law firms are unheard of, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions. Crime is totally unknown. Hawaiian Isles's national animal is the seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Hawaiian Isles is ranked 65,460th in the world and 1st in TransPacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,589.96 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Stationary: 11,674thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,980thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,205th

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