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Most Devout: 3,150thMost Primitive: 3,282ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,872nd
The Království of
Father Knows Best State
Burn as one, Bite as one, Bleed as one
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Havlino

Population923 million

CapitalProdov
LeaderKrál Bohumír II

Currencygroschen
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The Království of Havlino is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Král Bohumír II with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 923 million Havlinoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prodov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.9%.

The thriving Havlinoan economy, worth 74.4 trillion groschens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,659 groschens, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, some Havlinoans have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula", clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, and stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Havlinoan humor gets. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Havlino's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Havlino is ranked 197,627th in the world and 129th in Caer Sidi for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 26.92 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Devout: 3,150thMost Primitive: 3,282ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,872ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,090thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,839thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,373rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,132ndMost Armed: 12,342ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,053rdMost Patriotic: 15,156thLargest Black Market: 20,377thBest Weather: 22,225thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,730th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Havlino, stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Havlinoan humor gets.
  • : Following new legislation in Havlino, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos.
  • : Following new legislation in Havlino, some Havlinoans have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula".
  • : Following new legislation in Havlino, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Havlino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Havlino, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing".
  • : Following new legislation in Havlino, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.
  • : Havlino's influence in Caer Sidi rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Havlino was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Havlino, cities in Havlino declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.

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