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Most Primitive: 1,450thMost Devout: 3,116thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,412th
The Království of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Burn as one, Bite as one, Bleed as one
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Havlino

Population983 million

CapitalProdov
LeaderKrál Bohumír II

Currencygroschen
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The Království of Havlino is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Král Bohumír II with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 983 million Havlinoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prodov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.0%.

The very strong Havlinoan economy, worth 85.5 trillion groschens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,977 groschens, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

People who have lived their entire lives in Havlino are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, ten thousand Havlinoan soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Havlino's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Havlino is ranked 150,335th in the world and 95th in Caer Sidi for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 50 Whatever.

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Most Primitive: 1,450thTop
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Most Devout: 3,116thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,412thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,467thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,798thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,243rdMost Patriotic: 6,371stLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,049thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,153rdMost Armed: 12,259thTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,882ndBest Weather: 21,450thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,006th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Havlino, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
  • : Following new legislation in Havlino, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Following new legislation in Havlino, ten thousand Havlinoan soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund.
  • : Following new legislation in Havlino, people who have lived their entire lives in Havlino are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
  • : Havlino was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Havlino, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions.
  • : Following new legislation in Havlino, parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes.
  • : Havlino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Havlino, the nation's teens are known for their habit of kissing through plastic wrap.
  • : Following new legislation in Havlino, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".

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