The Skybound Republic of Havensky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lance Atticus with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.816 billion Skyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel City. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Skyan economy, worth a remarkable 6,060 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,020 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War is made in the name of love, the army consists of only generals and grunts, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime is totally unknown. Havensky's national animal is the Winged Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Holy Church of Moderation.

Havensky is ranked 2,846^th in the world and 9^th in Gholgoth for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,459.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.