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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,007th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,149th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,001st
The EMPIRE of
Iron Fist Consumerists
DIGNITY IS WHAT BOUND US
sultan hassan
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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HAVENLY MARK

Population1.386 billion

Capitalpallon
Leadersultan hassan
Faithshria

Currencynaira
Animalbird

The EMPIRE of HAVENLY MARK is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by sultan hassan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.386 billion HAVENLY MARK CLANs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of pallon. The average income tax rate is 50.9%.

The all-consuming HAVENLY MARKian economy, worth 137 trillion nairas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,447 nairas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Arriving late for dinner is considered the height of selfishness, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, and billions of nairas are being poured into a space program. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HAVENLY MARK's national animal is the bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is shria.

HAVENLY MARK is ranked 143,295th in the world and 187th in New Western Empire for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,007thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,149thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,001stMost Influential: 6,881stTop
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Most Cultured: 11,846thLargest Retail Industry: 15,337thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,526th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the region

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