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Most Secular: 3,246thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,316thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,526th
The Greater Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Dark Sun rises, glorious and invanquished.
Imperator Gwyndolin
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hausboria

Population2.589 billion

CapitalOmnicelestis HC
LeaderImperator Gwyndolin
FaithUniversal S˘terism

CurrencyBlaecc
Animalkarzian unicorn

The Greater Imperium of Hausboria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Imperator Gwyndolin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.589 billion Hausborians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omnicelestis HC. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hausborian economy, worth 409 trillion Blaeccs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,174 Blaeccs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, children cry as government officials steal their water pistols, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hausboria's national animal is the karzian unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Universal S˘terism.

Hausboria is ranked 136,652nd in the world and 126th in Eurth for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 626.55 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 3,246thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,316thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,526thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,988thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,586thLargest Black Market: 8,845thMost Influential: 9,287thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,367thMost Patriotic: 12,585thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,694thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,370thHighest Average Incomes: 13,946thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,009thHealthiest Citizens: 14,159thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,104thMost Developed: 15,543rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,935thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,484thLowest Crime Rates: 17,593rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,916thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,135thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,598thSmartest Citizens: 21,651stLargest Retail Industry: 22,204thLargest Governments: 23,058thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,280thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,179thMost Authoritarian: 25,498th
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hausboria, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Hausboria, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Hausboria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Hausboria, children cry as government officials steal their water pistols.
  • : Following new legislation in Hausboria, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Hausboria, politicians tend to favor bombastic speeches and kissing babies now that they've been banned from social media.
  • : Hausboria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Hausboria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Hausboria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Following new legislation in Hausboria, life is short but human kindness is endless.

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