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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,954th Largest Insurance Industry: 5,342nd Least Corrupt Governments: 7,526th
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Haulbowline

Population442 million

CapitalSionnach

Currencygold coin
Animalnorthern pike

The Federal Republic of Haulbowline is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 442 million Haulbowliners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sionnach. The average income tax rate is 33.6%.

The thriving Haulbowlinean economy, worth 38.8 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 87,759 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-gold coin treacle machine, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haulbowline's national animal is the northern pike, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haulbowline is ranked 31,958th in the world and 16th in St Abbaddon for Most Developed, scoring 66.14 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,954thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,342ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,526thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,206thHighest Drug Use: 10,712thRudest Citizens: 12,428thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,958thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,402ndNicest Citizens: 13,603rd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haulbowline, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Haulbowline, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.
  • : Following new legislation in Haulbowline, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Haulbowline, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-gold coin treacle machine.
  • : Following new legislation in Haulbowline, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in Haulbowline, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Haulbowline, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Haulbowline, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Haulbowline, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Haulbowline was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Frankland, Draganisia, Brother Bishop, and Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire.

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