The Kditcist Federation of Hatterland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by A J Al-Haik with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.205 billion Jaramians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terhat Tyci. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaramian economy, worth 174 trillion qimas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,104 qimas, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The world still seems flat to some people in space, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany A J Al-Haik to meetings with foreign heads of state, and citizens must pay to enjoy Hatterland's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hatterland's national animal is the common fire orb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Hatterland is ranked 39,071^st in the world and 1,504^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,441.79 on the Gilded Widget Scale.