by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,442nd Most Secular: 2,522nd Healthiest Citizens: 5,408th
The United Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Unity means power, power means life
Wander Vander Woofen
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Hatchugeria

Population2.562 billion

CapitalNew Bastion
LeaderWander Vander Woofen

CurrencyArc
AnimalPutt Dispenser

The United Republic of Hatchugeria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Wander Vander Woofen with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.562 billion Hatchugerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bastion. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hatchugerian economy, worth 324 trillion Arcs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,572 Arcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, Hatchugerian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hatchugeria's national animal is the Putt Dispenser, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hatchugeria is ranked 6,409th in the world and 40th in Social Liberal Union for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 7,408.16 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Top
1%
Most Influential: 1,442ndTop
5%
Most Secular: 2,522ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,408thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,912thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,409thNicest Citizens: 6,538thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,671stMost Inclusive: 6,874thMost Developed: 7,108thLowest Crime Rates: 7,504thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,694thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,099thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,223rdTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,569thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,826thLargest Governments: 10,010thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,356thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,851stSmartest Citizens: 10,970thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,437thMost Cultured: 14,086thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,936thMost Efficient Economies: 16,110thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,167thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,708thBest Weather: 17,106thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,381stSafest: 17,642ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,697th
Top
5%
Most Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hatchugeria, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Hatchugeria, Hatchugerian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Hatchugeria, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • : Following new legislation in Hatchugeria, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
  • : Hatchugeria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hatchugeria, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Hatchugeria, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Hatchugeria is often a lifetime appointment.
  • : Following new legislation in Hatchugeria, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Hatchugeria, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Hatchugeria, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.

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