by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 4,619th Most Income Equality: 9,809th Most Extreme: 10,421st
The Commonwealth of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength Through Compliance
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.435 billion

LeaderGeneral Chaofrarc


The Commonwealth of Hastur is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General Chaofrarc with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.435 billion Hasturians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sraphport. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Hasturian economy, worth 91.3 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 37,492 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned spouses, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hastur's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Hastur is ranked 9,809th in the world and 1st in Gatehouse by the P2TM for Most Income Equality, scoring 82.93 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Authoritarian: 4,619thTop
Most Income Equality: 9,809thMost Extreme: 10,421stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,479th

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