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Most Authoritarian: 6,783rdMost Income Equality: 13,956thMost Stationary: 17,624th
The Commonwealth of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength Through Compliance
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hastur

Population6.972 billion

CapitalSraphport
LeaderGeneral Chaofrarc

Currencyflorin
Animalturtle

The Commonwealth of Hastur is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by General Chaofrarc with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.972 billion Hasturians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sraphport. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Hasturian economy, worth 261 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 37,561 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned spouses, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hastur's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Hastur is ranked 210,305th in the world and 3rd in Gatehouse by the P2TM for Rudest Citizens, with 12.28 Insults Per Minute.

Top
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Most Authoritarian: 6,783rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,956thMost Stationary: 17,624thMost Influential: 20,819th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hastur was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Hastur was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Hastur, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • : Hastur altered its national flag.
  • : Hastur altered its national flag.
  • : Hastur altered its national flag.
  • : Hastur was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Hastur was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential and Most Stationary.
  • : Hastur altered its national flag.
  • : Hastur's influence in Gatehouse by the P2TM rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".

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