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Most Devout: 910thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,433rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,808th
The Ecclesiastical Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Mabuhay ang Iglesia ni Cristo!
Ka Santiago
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Hastiaka

Population13.751 billion

CapitalCentral
LeaderKa Santiago
FaithIglesia Ni Cristo

CurrencyTalent
AnimalEagle

The Ecclesiastical Republic of Hastiaka is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ka Santiago with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The devout population of 13.751 billion Hastiakans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hastiakan economy, worth a remarkable 1,662 trillion Talents a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,869 Talents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Hastiakan satellites can detect it, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hastiaka's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Iglesia Ni Cristo.

Hastiaka is ranked 2,433rd in the world and 4th in Philippines for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 6,098.78 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Devout: 910thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,433rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,808thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,087thBest Weather: 4,305thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,234thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,551stLowest Crime Rates: 5,921stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,027thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,207thHealthiest Citizens: 6,263rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,524thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,560thMost Efficient Economies: 6,569thLargest Governments: 6,605thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,790thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,031stMost Influential: 7,120thMost Developed: 8,598thHighest Economic Output: 10,240thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,382ndMost Cultured: 11,549thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,102ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,518thSmartest Citizens: 15,462ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,074thLargest Populations: 18,914thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,166thHighest Average Incomes: 23,017thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,458th
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hastiaka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Hastiaka lodged a message on the Philippines Regional Message Board.
  • : Hastiaka's influence in Philippines rose from "Minnow" to "Ambassador".
  • : Hastiaka relocated from Balder to Philippines.
  • : Hastiaka was refounded in Balder.
  • : Hastiaka ceased to exist in Philippines.
  • : Hastiaka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Hastiaka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Hastiaka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Hastiaka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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