The United Socialist States of Harveyia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Steve Harvey Dent with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.632 billion Harveyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harvegrad. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Harveyian economy, worth 232 trillion Cortexist Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 142,368 Cortexist Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Designer truncheons are the latest law enforcement fashion craze, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harveyia's national animal is the Steve harvey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Harveyia is ranked 246,686^th in the world and 7^th in The Cortexist International for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -3.74 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.