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Most Valuable International Artwork: 636thMost Patriotic: 655thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,183rd
Father Knows Best State
Life needed a bit of madness. Why shouldn't death?
Wilford Warfstache
Eminence Grise
Founder / WA Delegate / Holy Emperor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Haruhi Japan

Population3.804 billion

CapitalMarkiplier Mansion
LeaderWilford Warfstache

CurrencyPink moustache

The CULT OF WARFSTACHE of Haruhi Japan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Wilford Warfstache with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.804 billion Warfstache are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Markiplier Mansion. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warstache economy, worth a remarkable 1,239 trillion Pink moustaches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 325,731 Pink moustaches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, Wilford Warfstache can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haruhi Japan's national animal is the Chica, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Haruhi Japan is ranked 225,265th in the world and 61st in The Vincence Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -642.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 636thMost Patriotic: 655thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,183rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,648thHighest Average Incomes: 1,652ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,889thMost Armed: 2,038thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,285thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,296thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,372ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,469thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,497thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,603rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,771stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,815thLargest Retail Industry: 3,314thLargest Governments: 3,418thLargest Black Market: 3,490thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,497thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,057thMost Developed: 4,111thSmartest Citizens: 4,387thMost Cultured: 4,458thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,877thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,952ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,940thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,098thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,425thRudest Citizens: 7,567thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,753rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,450thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,339thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,481stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,685thHealthiest Citizens: 10,713thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,111thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,125thHighest Food Quality: 11,130thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,582ndMost Secular: 11,807thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,981stHighest Economic Output: 15,001stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,330thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,506th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » The Greater Western Union, The Socialist Republic of Alaska, Cerata, and ANTONIN REPUBLIC.

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