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Most Valuable International Artwork: 486thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,102nd
The Weeb Card Collecting Empire of
Mother Knows Best State
Worship Me!
Empress Haruhi
WA Delegate / Prime Minister
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Haruhi Japan

Population2.849 billion

LeaderEmpress Haruhi

CurrencyImperial Yen
AnimalKing Squid

The Weeb Card Collecting Empire of Haruhi Japan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Haruhi with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, flagrant waste-dumping, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.849 billion Japanese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Japanese economy, worth 826 trillion Imperial Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 290,141 Imperial Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, Japanese seem to be catching more chills, and EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haruhi Japan's national animal is the King Squid and its national religion is Haruhism.

Haruhi Japan is ranked 39,643rd in the world and 13th in Callista for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,851.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 486thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,102ndMost Armed: 2,108thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,198thHighest Average Incomes: 2,265thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,393rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,605thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,612thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,869thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,926thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,236thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,344thLargest Retail Industry: 3,417thLowest Crime Rates: 3,663rdLargest Black Market: 4,349thLargest Governments: 4,417thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,909thMost Developed: 5,297thSmartest Citizens: 5,687thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,764thMost Cultured: 6,132ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,706thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,436thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,777thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,990thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,533rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,856thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,575thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,787thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,004thTop
Most Secular: 11,621stLargest Mining Sector: 11,718thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,835thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,944thHealthiest Citizens: 15,387thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,833rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,184thHighest Economic Output: 21,488thRudest Citizens: 22,843rd
Most Developed: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the region

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