The Weeb Card Collecting Empire of Haruhi Japan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Haruhi with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, flagrant waste-dumping, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.849 billion Japanese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Japanese economy, worth 826 trillion Imperial Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 290,141 Imperial Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, Japanese seem to be catching more chills, and EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haruhi Japan's national animal is the King Squid and its national religion is Haruhism.

Haruhi Japan is ranked 39,643^rd in the world and 13^th in Callista for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,851.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.